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Oh great she wolf. Keep rotating on for us 100 years on. When earth stops turning. Will your earn for our learning. Being what I needed. We needed.
It rains. Like a flower in pain. I slowly go insane. Inside this lame game. I wish to be the same. the words match the door shuts tight. I flick on a light. I wish you good night. But when the sun rises again. I am afraid we will never be friends ever again. Because we suffer.